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Tip for the up and coming bands of our time: don’t open your set with the song “Do the Standing Still.”

Spell check thinks I’m an idiot. Well, the jokes on you pal, because with the click of a button I can add conclusionary to the dictionary and MAKE it a word!

Ahahahaha!

Dilly is my favorite, but don’t tell the others.

Spell check is a German invention. Did you know that?

Ha. I made that up, but you believed it for a second, didn’t you? Ah, the power of the typed word.

I’d like to meet a conspiracy theorist someday. I imagine that they are a) profoundly interesting and b) tragically good looking.

It is 1:32 am, and I can’t sleep. I decided to put my thoughts on the Internet, because I was sure their intrinsic value would benefit all of the two people who see it.

I really don’t know what I was thinking.

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I frequently forget I've got an apple sticker stuck to my forehead.

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